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GlitterHerpes. by Shark-Bites GlitterHerpes. by Shark-Bites

today i got Glitter herpes.
What does that mean exactly?

WELL.

I was face painting little kids today at the Labor day picnic in vancouver and we bought a whole bunch of face paints and glitter for the event. (i was painting literally all day XD)
anyway, the girl was doing it with (my mom's co-workers daughter) ran away from me when i opend up the glitter.
//i was all: "da fuq?" She then started ranting about how glitter is like herpes and it gets everywhere and on everyone you come into contact with.

So i spred glitter all over myself for the day... i looked like Edward in the sunlight. //kill me for that// X'D

*shot*

ALL THE LITTLE KIDS LIKED IT THO. Ahh they were cute.

*likes kids//wants to be a dad one day*

:iconluvluvplz::iconmanfaceplz:

Anyway have my stupid derp art. And hug me damnit.
Lets all have gayglittersparkle-y-ish-ness .. togther.

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Artwork (C) Shark-Bites (MEEE)
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:iconamericanpancakes:
AmericanPancakes Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hehehe! I'm terrified of something called "nerd herpes", and BTW, HUGGLEZ FOR EVERYONE!!!
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:icontaku-chan13:
Taku-chan13 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Whenever the cheerleaders at my school make new posters, I scrape off the glitter and throw it at people yelling 'SHARE THE GLITTER HERPES'. It's fun.
I hug chu *hug*
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:iconemobunnisofckoff:
EmoBunniSOFCKOFF Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
//throws glitter in the air

FUCK YEAH BITCH >:D!
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:iconlexawalker:
LexaWalker Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I love glitter! c: //throwsglitterallaround XD
//hugschu
Your artwork is amazing *A*
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:iconshykri:
ShyKri Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*hugs* X)
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:iconkolson98:
kolson98 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012  Student General Artist
LOL!!Glitter herpes run away runs back to give you hug! Aww crap now I'm all glittery.-.-
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:iconanothergoth:
AnotherGoth Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Can i just say that i absolutely love this and whenever i am feeling down i look at this and i smile?
I LURV DIS YUS <3
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:iconziggy-marlee:
Ziggy-Marlee Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
this describes me completley
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:iconpowered-by-redstone:
Powered-by-Redstone Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I SHALL HUG YOU ilovekids.;v; /hugs
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:iconcoffeeandpringles12:
CoffeeAndPringles12 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
Little kids...I hate then :X
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:iconvitamin-emo:
Vitamin-Emo Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol XD
that all sounds awesome

i'm so white i kinda look glowy in strong sun light, god knows what i'd look like covered in gliter too >w< but i want to be, just for the fun of it 8'D
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:iconemibean95:
emibean95 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This
Made me laugh
But if you turn into Edward... I'd probably have to kill you
For your own sake, that is
...
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:iconetchedstone:
etchedStone Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Student Filmographer
I don't think i will ._.
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:iconxxkawaiineko:
xXKawaiiNeko Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
*hugs* Yay! I got glitters!!!! I love the drawing by the way hahaha made me laugh so hard!
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:iconannietz12:
Annietz12 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts
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:iconbella-bearr:
Bella-bearr Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Student General Artist
I got glittered today eve
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:iconaddictedmenace:
AddictedMenace Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Student Digital Artist
*throws glitter and prances around* YEYEYEY- Yes.

I be so jelly of your talentz. even ur derp is like "BOOM TALENT EVERYWHERE"

OHMYLAWD
What is going on with your..left.. arm? XD
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:iconcinamongirl:
CinamonGirl Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Go Glitter
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:iconsasodei282:
sasodei282 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YAY GLITTER!!!!:iconsupergirlaplz:
and was that in esther short park? :3 <-- can't spell!
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:iconxxxxdarkheartxxxx:
XxXxDarkheartxXxX Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
gikojgapoiehpgosie

I hate glitter

But you're an acception.

*hugs*
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:iconfiflysoccertiger:
Fiflysoccertiger Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student General Artist
lmao!! That's just flippin adorable. :love:
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:iconredbird25:
Redbird25 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
OMFG i never thought of it like that! XDDD... That is fucking awesome
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:iconnatie15:
Natie15 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student General Artist
wweh
I still have them herpes from last night.

No more hugs.


Please. //creys/
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:iconningakitty417:
ningakitty417 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
*hugs*
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:iconmidna1267:
Midna1267 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
hahahahahahaha lol
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:iconliligent6:
liligent6 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lolol
i did that once
my best friend hates sparkles too
she was all"nuu fuck you get awayyy!!"
lol i was like that all day then i sprinkled my teddy with it
hes shiny now
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:icondaedae13:
DaeDae13 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
German Sparkle Party!
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:iconanothergoth:
AnotherGoth Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOLOL this made my day, you have no idea.
I mean this comment and this picture OMG fave :XD:
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:icondaedae13:
DaeDae13 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD yay
Its a video XD
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:iconanothergoth:
AnotherGoth Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i know, it's so weird oh my gosh X3
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:icondaedae13:
DaeDae13 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
I love it haha
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:iconanothergoth:
AnotherGoth Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Same! so much fun :D
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:icondaedae13:
DaeDae13 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
everytime I see rubber boots
im like
"Rubber boots and party pants"

Once I had 2 stand in a fish tank
so I had to put on waders
so I didnt get wet
And I was so excited
cuza the song
(and well b/c I was walking in a fish tank haha)
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:iconanothergoth:
AnotherGoth Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Absolutely! So lucky, i don't even own rubber boots, but if i did, i'd make them all sparkly!
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:iconcrazywave23hd:
CrazyWave23HD Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Dude your art work is AMAZING!!! :hug:
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:iconluvlydeath:
LUVLYDEATH Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student General Artist
Of course!*Hugs*
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:iconswombomb:
swombomb Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i enjoy these so called glitter herpes. *hugs*
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:iconmaryannlovedomo:
maryannlovedomo Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
*hugs* e u e...
hehe this is adorable.
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:iconfalling-skyward:
Falling-Skyward Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student Digital Artist
//HUGS YOUR SPARKLEH ASS
<3
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:iconshark-bites:
Shark-Bites Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012   General Artist
YES. NOW YOU HAVE THEM TOO.

:iconraveplz:
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:iconfalling-skyward:
Falling-Skyward Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Student Digital Artist
GRAWWUURRUGGGHASDLIHF //INHUMAN NOISES

WHY
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:iconxxcherry-voicexx:
xXCherry-VoiceXx Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
oh I would hug you if I would just randomly see you all in glitter xD
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:iconpika-kida-pink:
pika-kida-pink Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
that is soo cute XD
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:iconannikath:
annikath Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You're so damn cute! <3 //hugs you
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:icondickstroya:
Dickstroya Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student General Artist
:iconsupertighthugplz: Ermagerd Gay Sparkle On My Face
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:icondickstroya:
Dickstroya Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student General Artist
FFFF- **GayGlitterSparkle
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:iconask-callie:
Ask-callie Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:tighthug:
<.< wait do i have glitter herpes now?
amazing^^
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:iconsnowytaido:
snowytaido Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL i bet you looked great. XDDD but no. no hugs. c: spreading of glitter is not allowed.
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:icon13r-e:
13r-e Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Oh, well I bet you looked FABULOUS :iconfabulousplz:
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:iconshark-bites:
Shark-Bites Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012   General Artist
OH I DID.

BUT NOW YOU CAN TOOO

//throws glitter and runs//
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